Still More Online Casino Games
So after my craps experience, I was a tiny bit smarter and a tiny bit richer. I figured that if I could just get a tiny bit luckier, I’d be ready to tackle roulette.
I never realized it before, but roulette is kinda like craps. And by that I mean that I have no idea what half of the bets are, but they sure look complex all gridded out on that table. But what the heck; I’d conquered craps (well, let’s not go TOO far…I had a decent couple of rolls) so why not roulette?
Well, it turns out that roulette is a little LESS complicated than craps. You don’t have those multiple throws or Come or Don’t Come or passing the dice or any of that craps to worry about (LOL), and most of those scary-looking bets are actually pretty obvious and easy to figure out. Definitely not the trickiest thing you’ll see at an online casino USA.
I still lost, but that’s how it goes. Still, roulette had got me into the Monte Carlo mood, so I put on my black suit and grabbed my Beretta and went to play Baccarat (that’s all true, except for the part about the gun and getting dressed. There’s no dress code at an online casino, and I lent my gun to my postman. No, bad joke…)
Where was I? Oh yeah, Baccarat. I parted the velvet VIP ropes (in my mind) and strode confidently past the online slots and the adoring stares of international supermodels (in my mind) who were working undercover for the KGB and would undoubtedly try to seduce me later and possibly kill me (as long as they seduced me first, it’s all good). I confidently stepped up to the table and looked down.
Uh, what? Banker, Player, Tie. What do I do?
I quickly sprinted past the fashion models (in my mind) and looked up the rules of Baccarat (on my laptop). Then I went back and confidently placed my bet on Banker. Some stuff happened that I don’t really understand, and I won. Yay! Maybe I can use the money to buy the “Dummies Guide to Baccarat”…